Saturday, October 15, 2005
A eunuch with a pencil
Some of you might have noticed the somewhat erratic and abrupt comments left by a new reader calling himself Jamed the Eunuch. This is a local fella who is a rep at the telemarketing job I just quit. I'd take a lot of time describing him, but I doubt anybody's really all that interested. He's that guy that comes to mind when you're sitting around with friends and someone says "Does anybody know a guy that can score us some pot?" Let's leave it at that. Cool, funny, off-color. He's got that whole "I hate everybody, but still get angry at society for not being nice to each other" thing going on.
Well James is something of an artist. And by something, I mean that he sits at work drawing pictures of very strange and unlikely scenarios, usually involving blood and something getting stabbed or eaten. In my efforts to get to know all the reps in the room and help them feel comfortable I started giving him drawing assignments. I'd just hink of the craziest and most arbitrary things I could and spit them out. He took to drawing every scene I gave him with zeal. I promised that I'd include his drawings here on my blog. So here are the rough sketches of James the Eunuch.
"A Legless Giraffe With Polio and His Crack-smoking Pet Monkey Healer"
"Johnny Bowlingballhead Has A Sudden Growth Spurt Of Rubber Tubing (with fangs)
The Urinals Strike Back
Much more to come. I gave the guy a list with about eight more scenes. He told me that he was trying to get his work to be accepted into the portfolio of a tattoo artist friend. So if there's anyone out there who wants to get a picture of the deciding battle between the armies of Nazi hard boiled eggs and the Mr. Peanut Militia, just let me know. I've got the hookup.
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Well James is something of an artist. And by something, I mean that he sits at work drawing pictures of very strange and unlikely scenarios, usually involving blood and something getting stabbed or eaten. In my efforts to get to know all the reps in the room and help them feel comfortable I started giving him drawing assignments. I'd just hink of the craziest and most arbitrary things I could and spit them out. He took to drawing every scene I gave him with zeal. I promised that I'd include his drawings here on my blog. So here are the rough sketches of James the Eunuch.
"A Legless Giraffe With Polio and His Crack-smoking Pet Monkey Healer"
"Johnny Bowlingballhead Has A Sudden Growth Spurt Of Rubber Tubing (with fangs)
The Urinals Strike Back
Much more to come. I gave the guy a list with about eight more scenes. He told me that he was trying to get his work to be accepted into the portfolio of a tattoo artist friend. So if there's anyone out there who wants to get a picture of the deciding battle between the armies of Nazi hard boiled eggs and the Mr. Peanut Militia, just let me know. I've got the hookup.
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