Just Off Center

Woman: I should have known this would happen when I decided to wear white today. I’m used to working on my knees, but I didn’t expect to have to do any of that today. And the lubricant I normally use, the last two times I used it, it splattered everywhere.

Man: A real mess, huh?

Woman: Oh yeah. Even if you know what you're doing, it can still get all over you. But I wasn't expecting to have to use any today. And then "BAM", two customers call with no advance notice. Guess I'll be going home at lunch to change into something I can get messy in.

# posted by Mike @ 9:23 AM