Thursday, October 14, 2004

 

Gross ignorance or latent genius?

I was fifteen years old when I first heard Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. I was simply passing through the living room in my parents' house when I heard that distinct intro coming from the family television. Right as I stopped walking and I turned my eyes toward the screen, the distortion and heavy drum beats were kicking in. It wasn't metal, but it certainly wasn't the glam rock that had been monopolizing my MTV for too long. I stood alone in the center of the room, staring in awe at the mediocre, yet dark and unapologetic video.

The unintelligible rant was nothing like I had heard. But I knew right away that it was formulaic of a new kind of music. With each passing bar I felt a swell of angst and anger rising from the pit of my guts, something that would otherwise go repressed. My face began to twist and twitch in realization of this feeling welling inside me, not growing so much as emerging. I looked like Michael from The Lost Boys did as he first watched his friends tear apart a band of drunks, slowly being overcome with the knowledge that he was the same monster as the creatures he observed.

Two weeks later, Nirvana's Nevermind broke publicly. Their first single became the anthem of Grunge rock, which brought solemnity and passion back into a genre that been consumed by ostentation and narcissism. While the rave reviews came in from critic and peer alike I remained silently pleased with my ability to so immediately recognize the impact this kind of music would have, that now seems to have been so imminent.

Over the years I have spoken with people about this, and have found that most people have their own story of recognition. People have known at first sight the likely influences that a movie or tv show would have. Others have beheld the work of certain artists and just "known" that they would alter the face of their craft. Perhaps the most impressive to me are those who have the precognition to point out a great mind before it changes the world.

The most influential ideas and intellectual inventions rarely spring from the mind of a genius without nurture and support. Sir Isaac Newton was brought up in the best schools and given government grants and access to the works and assistance of other geniuses. Abraham Lincoln was taught to speak Latin so that he would be able to understand that, while viewpoints will always differ, the language was from the same roots as his. It seems that those who recognize great gifts of intellectual capacity have the opportunity to nurture its development.

And while I sit here at work so pleasantly wasting company time on this blog I wonder if the minds of my very coworkers are the buds of genius, requiring only the proper cultivating to bloom. Recent conversations with Carl, a coworker in my office have caught my attention. Perhaps I have mistaken his odd logic for ignorance. Perhaps I should consider some of his stances on the issues surrounding our society and determine his potential for effecting a great and wonderful change in our world. I'll make an effort to paraphrase his ideas here from a collection of conversations over the past two years.

Foreign Affairs

The problem with our dealings across the world isn't that we aren't using force responsibly. It's that we aren't commanding the respect of those in need of vanquishing. Think of the biggest bully on the playground. Even if he isn't smart or nice, he can at least identify the weakest people in the group. People think that he's just trying to pick on those who can't stand up for themselves. All he's really doing is trying to bring out the best in these kids. If they can finally look at themselves in the mirror and develop some self-respect, they'll stand up to the bully and make their presence known. They'll feel better and more able to take on the bullies they encounter for the rest of their lives. So, if you think about it, a bully is just the best teacher in the school. It's the same for the way we deal with the rest of the world. Sure, we bomb the shit out of them, but do we ever really keep the beatings going until the country realized that they have no choice but to develop a sense of themselves or be utterly destroyed? Maybe if we dropped a few nukes, particularly in the Middle East, the rest of the world would take note and finally respect us for our resolve.

Gender Equality

I don't have a problem with a woman getting paid the same as a man. But the way we gauge a woman's pay shouldn't be rooted in her abilities or job performance. I think that all women should be assigned given a military style pay scale. But instead of earning rank through time in service or great feats, it should be based solely on her abilities to suck a man's dick. When conducting an interview, if a woman can prove that she can take a full six inches of cock in her throat, then she should be assigned a pay ranking to match her abilities. It just doesn't make sense that a woman who can take an eight inch cock gets paid the same as a girl who gags on five. Of course, we'll need to set it up so that a woman can improve her pay, maybe by annually going to a place where she'll be tested on some guy with a foot-long dong. It also makes sense that corporate benefits and perks be based on her ability and willingness to swallow, hum, moan, massage the nutsack, etc.

The Arts

The only thing that makes any piece of art, music, film, or anything else that matter "fine" is money. The only reason people consider Mozart to be fine music is because of the monetary holdings of his fans. Orchestras are expensive. I heard that Gone With the Wind was the most expensive movie of its time. That's what everyone liked about it. That and the fact that all the characters were from a place that had lots of money. You can't tell me that Elvis Presley has had a greater influence on music than NWA. And why is it that artists are always practicing Monet and guys like that? It's because they know how much money their art is worth. I've seen his paintings. It's just a bunch of ponds. Hell, it's so blurry you can't even tell if something is a leaf or a lillypad. But it's worth huge amounts of money, therefore it's considered "fine" art.

Relationships

Women don't respect a man who doesn't cheat on her. Think about it. Women always want to marry men who are smarter than they are, wittier than they are, and who earn more money than they do. Women don't want a truly equal partner, they want a man who is just plain better then they are. And just because they get all hurt when their husband has some ass on the side doesn't mean that they don't respect it. How can a woman who has chosen to marry a man who is her genetic superior possibly think that he could be completely satisfied with her and her alone? You'd think they'd completely understand that their man is still the object of other women's desires.

Conclusion

Nevermind.

Comments:
"Conclusion, never mind"...that's the only thing I agree with.

Oh, and the feeling when I first heard Smells Like Teen spirt was pretty similar to yours.
 
smells like teen spirit... i concur with you on the feelings you had...

i still love that song.

goddamn, i love coworker carl. :D hehehe. what a fucking moron.
 
That was retarded... what's more retarded is that I can see how some of it makes sense... but it's still retarded lol
 
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